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Author Topic: I'm certain you're not expecting to read what I'm about to tell you ;)  (Read 10018 times)

DavoX

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I'm going to be dad. Yes, that's right.

There you have it folks. It was totally unintended and I definitely don't love the girl. So that's life to you  ^_^
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 :huh:
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I'm going to be dad. Yes, that's right.

There you have it folks. It was totally unintended and I definitely don't love the girl. So that's life to you  ^_^

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Were you drunk or do you not know what a condom is? Not that I condone this sort of thing with or without a condom, anyway, if you don't love the girl.
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I wasn't drunk. It was just a "Few thrusts" inside of her, like 6 or 7, then went for the condom. Who would've thought we were both SO FERTILE.
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Now i get it  -_-

Things happens Leonardo.






the problem is when that happens twice  ^_^

EDIT: and now i understand why i didnt got it before, you said ¨im gonna to be dad¨ and i readed ¨im gonna to be bad¨.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2008, 10:25:29 AM by Gambini »
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I wasn't drunk. It was just a "Few thrusts" inside of her, like 6 or 7, then went for the condom. Who would've thought we were both SO FERTILE.

Well okay, but what's so funny about it? :huh:

If I were in your position I'd feel horrible.
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and now i understand why i didnt got it before, you said ¨im gonna to be dad¨ and i readed ¨im gonna to be bad¨.

Same, i had to re-read his post :D

Well okay, but what's so funny about it? :huh:

If I were in your position I'd feel horrible.

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Life, Dealth... There is no end

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I'm going to be dad. Yes, that's right.

There you have it folks. It was totally unintended and I definitely don't love the girl. So that's life to you  ^_^

Now your in the same boat as me, i guess.
Yes thats right, im not with the woman that had my daughter any more. I think a few of you allready knew that anyways.
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Make the best of it.  Don't dwell on the negative (of which there is plenty, I'm sure).  Try to have a decent relationship with her for the sake of your child.  In the old days, people would get married when this happened, because they felt they had to.  Nowadays, people don't feel that way, but I don't know which is worse.
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Is that directed at both of us?
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Oh god this is hilarious :D Good going, Davox! ;)

Wise words from DT though, as always.
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I wonder how DavoX knows that he's the father?
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The fetus tried to hit on its mom.
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The fetus tried to hit on its mom.

:D :D :D

Seriously I'm almost cracking up over here
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"Like a gay couple both have a penis but one will have to crouch and put the ass or it simply won´t work." - Gambini

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